Lost in Translation: When Good Flavors Go Bad!
A fine candy, suitable to movie experiences of all types, ...
... does not necessarily a fine lip balm make.
Especially when the penetrating scent of cheap chocolate is followed by a funky taste.
A traditional favorite holiday sweet ...
... is only so-so in the seasonal Starbuck's Peppermint Mocha.
For some reason the java-peppermint flavors just didn't jive. Which was really disappointing, because that $3.50 could've gotten me an OxyContin pill from the street dealer outside the 7-11, if I was that kind of person, which I'm not, but still, it's the principle.
Maybe I'm just having bad mint luck. Maybe I don't even like mint as much as I thought. I'm so confused.