If I have to live in Cleveland, at least let me eat well
Monday, March 1, 2004
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the Surgeon general, if you leave an open box of Trader Joe's chocoloate truffles in the refridgerator, there is a strong likelihood that Ladygoat will consume them, even if it is not exactly her box of chocolates but is technically Foodgoat's birthday present. (2) The likelihood that Ladygoat will consume your chocolate truffles increases the farther you are from the kitchen. (3) Consumption of Trader Joe's chocolate truffles impairs your ability to care about anything else, and may cause temporary, but significant, pleasure.