So, how adventurous are you?
I don't know about you, but if a weasel came to my coffee plantation, ate some of the beans, then vomited them back up, it wouldn't occur to me to go ahead and brew them up anyway. But that's the purported story behind weasel coffee.
Don't you believe that monkey-picked tea tale either.
But the scorpion vodka looks cool. Not fun for the scorpion, but looks cool.
(thanks to j-walk for pointing the way to edible)