While Foodgoat basks in the lazy Florida sun, Ladygoat stays in Cleveland. Usually, this means she subsists on Cheez-Its and rice.
Not this time. This time, she subsists on sunflower seeds and bananas. And amuses herself by alterating between Altoids Sour Chewing Gum in Apple and Altoids Sour Chewing Gum in Cherry in my very own Mega-Tart-Off.
Apple wins, every time.