If I have to live in Cleveland, at least let me eat well
Thursday, March 2, 2006
I want to eat at ...
...The Giraffe Manor, a Kenyan hotel where giraffes can poke their heads into the second floor windows for a how-do-you-do and a little snack from you. How cool is that? Unless, of course, the giraffes have bad morning breath, in which case, ewww. Or they develop a taste for my Pringles, in which, BACK OFF! But I think they are herbivores and will mostly go after the vegetarian dishes, in which case, more power to ya, Giraffe-boy.
Giraffes, though, seem nice enough. Not like bears. Bears are dead to us.