I haven't had much to say lately. But then last night I watched 50 First Dates, and today I feel I need to use my platform to speak the Truth which was mystically Revealed to Me:
Rob Schneider is an Abomination in the Eyes of God.
Even if he is half Filipino.
It seems we live in a time of Abominations. Even ordinary Abominations, ones we have known about for years, have lately become even more Abominininable.
I have seen it happen.
The Peep has become ... the Peepducken.
A Cadbury egg - inside a Peep - inside a milk chocolate bunny! And on the day of Our Lord's Resurrection! The heresy!