I really thought the whipped cream cheese would turn out well. What could be bad about easy to spread? Well, there is such a thing as too easy to spread, and that's when you get Paris Hilton on the one hand and whipped cream cheese on the other.
When I asked whether he liked having whipped cream cheese, Foodgoat looked at me accusingly and said, "It melted and oozed all out."
I suppose that might be a risk of having Paris Hilton too.