Foodgoat's favorite sandwich recently at Melt is one of the vegetarian options - the Big Popper, which is a crispy battered and deep-fried sandwich with jalapeno peppers, cheddar, herbed cream cheese, and topped with mixed berry preserves.
As is it's good but Foodgoat makes it better. He orders it with bacon. It's spectacularly good.
That's how we order vegetarian.