It all came together in SuperPretzel Softstix, cheese filled soft pretzel sticks.
I knew it would be bad, but I was unprepared for how bad they really were. The worst part was that they had not sufficiently warmed up in the oven in the time indicated by the package, so the first one I tried was warmish on the outiside, but cold on the inside. Fake-ish cheese really needs to be hot to be palatable. It really, really does.