The Twilight Zone episode is called "Nick of Time", and it's a wonderful episode. Annd Twilight Zone Shatner is my very favorite Shatner.
So naturally I've always wanted a creepy, devil-headed napkin dispenser of my very own, so I can ask it fearfully every day if this is the day I leave Ohio.
Anyway, sometimes such an item appears on eBay, but they're always rusty and cost $200, so I am pretty excited that ThinkGeek now sells these color-changing glasses featuring the ominous mystic seer for $20:
I think I'll take my beer with a moral lesson about controlling one's destiny and giving away your power to make your own choices.