On the one hand, it makes perfect sense that The Hobbit would team up with Denny’s to promote the upcoming film with Tolkien-themed “second breakfast” items.
On the other hand, ewwww, Denny’s.
Shire Sausage Skillet: Yes, this does look like something Samwise would make.
Dwarves Turkey Dinner: Sure, I suppose.
The Ring Burger: Get it, onion rings? But wait, onions rings on burgers are delicious. I’ll go with yes.
The Hobbit Slam breakfast, okay. Mostly.
Gandalf Gobble Melt: Ugh, no – based on the name alone. Gandalf the Grey may have liked sandwiches, but he would never call it a Gobble Melt. A little respect, please.
Hobbit Hole Breakfast: I don’t know what this is, I don’t know what it means, and it sounds all kinds of wrong.
Lonely Mountain Treasure: What is this? Croutons? Served on a bed of rocks?
Radagast Red Velvet Pancake Puppies: Now that’s just embarrassing. Radagast the Brown/the 7th Doctor merits something that at least visually approximates real food.
I don’t know, I have great love of Tolkien, but I’m not sure he intended me to eat at Denny’s. Nor do I think he intended Middle-earth to have rampant rates of heart disease.